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Why are you here?........WHY ARE YOU HERE!!!!?!

I sometimes lose my way but i seek the advice of the ancient SNAGG and seek succour at the breast of the monkey woman!!

" try to pat your head and rub you stomach at the same time......or try to kill everyone within 10 feet of you.........difficult isn't it? I find the use of W.D.40 helps a great deal when dealing with weevles and other helpless foolish nazi insects" (the warblings of john 12: 3,22)

repeat after me:
I AM BEHOLDEN TO THE GREAT USED UP SAUSAGE, I AM WORTHY OF SPITE AND BAD DEEDS ONLY! SPARE ME YOUR SYMPATHY AS I GET FED ENOUGH AT HOME!!!!!

Gaadzooks!!!
LIFT UP THINE EYES TO THE SKY AND SEE IF YOU CAN SEE THE GREAT MONKEY SAUSAGE MAKER OF SNAGG!! HE LIVES IN A CAVE NEAR THE OFF LICENCE, NOT FAR FROM THE HOME BAKERY AND 24 HOUR GARAGE.........WHAT? YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? DAMN YOU HEATHEN EYES TO HADES AND SHIT IN YOUR STEW FOR EVER MORE!!!!

SPARE ME YOUR WHIMPERING!! drop me a line?
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